Phoenix Wright vs Yumeko Jabami - Rap Battle by MacMar02, literature
Literature
Phoenix Wright vs Yumeko Jabami - Rap Battle
Welcome to All-Star Rap Battle!
Player 1: Yumeko Jabami
Player 2: Phoenix Wright
BEGIN!
Yumeko
Welcome Mr. Wright, it's so nice to meet you face to face. It's about time we finally started our little rapping gamble case.
Now I personally don't care if I win, though do not think to doubt me. I'll still be throwing in all the best roasts that I can, you'll see.
Gonna be honest, I was almost about to mistake you for a human Sonic. Spikey hair and a blue suit, now that's just ironic.
I sorely feel sad, you've always needed someone to hold your hand. Cause doing it alone, it won't ever be good on your end.
Even when I am cornered, you'll be th
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #47: Ghost Vs. Claptrap by MolemanNineThousand, literature
Literature
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #47: Ghost Vs. Claptrap
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoDuS9Mof9g
••• SCRIPT/LYRICS: •••
MOLEMAN'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!
GHOST…
…VS…
…CLAPTRAP!!!
BEGIN!:
Claptrap:
Hello, Traveler… aw, what; I have to settle for the minion,
Who conscripts the dead and tags along for dreadful exposition?
When I Gaige what threat's posed, I observe this match as no Deathtrap for me:
It's veteran vault-hunter versus chatterbox phylactery!
I'm strapped with rhyming packages designed for prime delivery;
No monster from the Moon could summon up this kind of wizardry!
My Failsafe plot will knock your mood fro
ferbs sandman vs clayface by flyscratch, literature
Literature
ferbs sandman vs clayface
SANDMAN!!!
VS
CLAYFACE!!!
BEGIN!
(Sandman)
Clayface, there's only one of me, but several of you.
From Ethan Bennett, Basil Karlo, and Sondra Fuller too.
So which am I rapping against? Which one shall it be?
How 'bout The one who was seduced and turned to fertilizer by Poison Ivy?
I guess I have to choose just one, the decision could take hours.
I hold my own against Spidey, you cower to a guy with no superpowers!
To say that you could take me out is really quite the ditty.
You see, Clayface, unlike you, I'm not weak against electricity!
(clayface)
my name is clayface watch me lay waste.
to this dumb brute and turn into paste.
all i ne
ferbs piccolo vs the madalorian by flyscratch, literature
Literature
ferbs piccolo vs the madalorian
PICCOLO!!!
VS
THE MANDALORIAN!!!
It's time to pit two hardened and gruff unlikely father-figures against one another! From Namek to the Outer Rim! Who will reign supreme? Gohan and Pan's big green uncle? Or the one bringing up the internet's latest sensation?
3...2...1....BEGIN!!!
(Piccolo)
A Mandalorian? What's that? Some hybrid human/car?
It'll take more than that to take on someone who can attack a star!
I raised Gohan to the fighter that he eventually became.
You only raise Baby Yoda to use his cuteness to increase your fame!
You don't remove your helmet? Hmm, I'll bet that's because it's stuck.
Don't worry. I'll Special Beam Canno
Ben 10 vs Avatar Aang. Cartoon Rap Battles by HitmonchanMan, literature
Literature
Ben 10 vs Avatar Aang. Cartoon Rap Battles
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIMATION!!!
BEN 10!
VERSUS!
AVATAR AANG!
BEGIN!!!
BEN 10:
You were chosen to be the Avatar but you didn’t even plan it
I’m savior of the galaxy, you’re an anime Captain Planet
I have the Omnitrix, don’t need flying rocks or magic aqua
I’ll burn you just like you burned Katara
Comparing my powers to yours you’re pretty mediocre
I fight Intergalactic tyrants you fight a fire spewing Joker
You call yourself a hero but I think that’s a lie
You’re hundred year absence caused millions of people to die
AVATAR AANG:
Finally my ears are spared from that blank verse
You nea